Viva la Santa

(to the tune of "Viva la Vida")

I used to fly the world

Kids would smile when the ribbons curled

Now in December I roam the mall

Taking pictures at their beck and call

I hear the reindeer sleigh bells a ringing

Short, high-voiced elven choirs are singing

Be my coat, my hat, and my black boot

Coca-Cola's why it's a red suit

For some reason that makes me pissed

Some kids say that I don't exist 

Now the empty toy bag's unfurled

Cuz it's from when I flew the world

Happy Weekend!